Cleaning. The one chore that always seems to be hanging over you. Although this may be because most of us will do just about anything to get out of doing it. When you finally convince yourself that today is the day to tackle the dirt, you will inevitably end up doing one (or all) of these things. After all, procrastination is a full time occupation.
Spend hours making the perfect cleaning playlist
Nothing gets done without good music.
Go to the gym (for the first time in 6 months)
You’ve got to start again some time, right?
Discover a new TV show
“Just one episode. Then I’ll clean.”
“One. More. Episode…“
Obviously you can’t clean on an empty stomach.
How else do you keep track of the lives of people you haven’t spoken to since you left school?
Have a nap
Cleaning when tired = poor results. Everyone knows that.
Stare at the stains
Has that red wine mark always been there?
Google “how often should I clean?”
Too much cleaning is definitely a thing, right?
Convince yourself you’re too busy to clean today
“I’m an important person with important things to do.”
Decide it’s too hot clean
Too hot is basically anything over 25 degrees.
Curl up in a ball on the floor
“If I lie here long enough, maybe it will clean itself.”